Offthefield

I took my buddy Dave out for dinner at Ditka's steakhouse the other night. The waitstaff was amazing, and the food was beyond belief. I had a RARE (so rare a good vet could revive it, as my mom used to say) 32oz steak called the "tomahawk," so named because the meat looks like the blade of an axe and the bone curves wayyy down to form the handle. I didn't throw this at anybody, however. It was too huge.

Freakin' spectacular. I'm gonna try to get him to remix Bear Down, or something.

I believe the requisite taunts-per-day ratio is 5.0 - I'm now doing approximately 7.8, mostly directed towards Jets or Giants fans. It seems that the number of people out there who make fun of my Bears fan status is inversely proportional to the number of days until the official season starts. This, of course, means I must retaliate; my latest thing is to say, "Oh, a Jets fan, eh? How about this: S-U-C-K SUCK SUCK SUCK!" Original, I know.

Chicago papers are reporting that Briggs' Lamborghini was crashed last night, but nobody was hurt and nobody was on the scene.