douchebags

I believe the requisite taunts-per-day ratio is 5.0 - I'm now doing approximately 7.8, mostly directed towards Jets or Giants fans. It seems that the number of people out there who make fun of my Bears fan status is inversely proportional to the number of days until the official season starts. This, of course, means I must retaliate; my latest thing is to say, "Oh, a Jets fan, eh? How about this: S-U-C-K SUCK SUCK SUCK!" Original, I know.